Waymon Hudson

Queerview Mirror- Leatherheads movie review

Filed By Waymon Hudson | April 13, 2008 11:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment, Media
Tags: Family Guy, George Clooney, Leatherheads, movies, Queerview Mirror, Renee Zellweger, reviews, Serena Freewomyn, Waymon Hudson

Editor's Note: Queerview Mirror is a review from two of our editorial team, Serena Freewomyn and Waymon Hudson. If you'd like something reviewed, feel free to pass it on. If they like you, they might look at it, otherwise- suck it.

SERENA: Ok - So this week's review is Leatherheads, the movie with George Clooney, Renee Zellweger and that guy from the office...

WAYMON: How gay is that name? Leatherheads.

S: I so thought it was gonna be a porno...

W: I know! So how pissed was I when I showed up at the theater in my trench-coat, ala Pee Wee Herman, and then found out it was a real movie?? Total disappointment...

S: Totally! It was still funny though... and it had the stapler guy from Office Space!

W: I know!!! It was like geek heaven! And I made up for it not being a porno by cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and having my husband "grab a handful"... He falls for that trick every time! Very SNL "dick in a box"...

S: I wish that worked with girls.

W: See? Penises are good for something!

S: Speaking of penises, George Clooney was great! The whole movie was very smart-funny - not slap stick. And Renee's character? I'd bang her... Well, the character - not Zellweger.

W: Even though she looks like she's sucking on a lemon all the time? I mean that face... ugh!

S: I KNOW! All I could think of was the Family Guy episode where they compare Zellweger to an anteater.

W: I love that episode! So I think Leatherheads was the only football movie I've ever enjoyed...even with Zellweger. And that random guy from the Office.

S: Yeah - I loved the fight scene where they were telling each other only to hit the other one in the face.

W: I know! I say that all the time to my hubby. "Only in the face..." Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, and any chance to see boys wrestle in the mud is good with me.

S: Oooo, I like mud wrestling! Too bad the cheerleaders didn't get down and dirty in the mud!

W: I know! Nothing like a dirty girl pulling hair!

S: So HAWT!

W: I think that almost got me excited... Oh God, I'm losing my gayness...

S: I think you'd make a great butch dyke! You don't have a motorcycle, do you?

W: Does a powder blue Vespa count...? God, I'm such a sissy...

S: Well, my friend, I think we've got our review. Two thumbs up from me- on both the movie and Waymon being a sissy.

W: Ditto here- two thumbs up. Very clever movie- despite being distracted by Zellweger's mug. Now I have to go hop on my Vespa and get another bucket of popcorn. I want to "watch" another movie tonight with the hubby...

S: Ew.

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Hey Waymon, wanna go to the movies? :)

*whistles innocently*

What?!?

Men have popcorn buckets. Women, we have skirts, with no underwear!