Editor's Note: Queerview Mirror is a review from two of our editorial team, Serena Freewomyn and Waymon Hudson. If you'd like something reviewed, feel free to pass it on. If they like you, they might look at it, otherwise- suck it.
WAYMON: So this week we are reviewing "Sesame Street"?? What the hell??
SERENA: Well, apparently because of our young age, we can't get involved in "big boy politics" so we have to stick with what we know. And Project Runway has already been reviewed.
W: Fierce.
S: I'll try not to chastise you for that comment...
W: Alright... So how gay is Sesame Street? It's like "sunny days in the Gayborhood..."
S: I know! Bert & Ernie are sooo obvious. Same with Big Bird and Snuffalupogus.
W: The Count... GAY
S: Oh totally! Mwah ha ha... One! One piece of hot puppet ass... Two! Two hot pieces of puppet ass...
W: In walk Bert & Ernie, cue the cheesy porn music... Mwah ha ha!
S: So I think the mail man - what was his name? - was hitting it with the black guy.
W: Totally. Wasn't he married?
S: Oh yeah - He was supposedly married but we all know it was a marriage of convenience.
W: But seriously, PBS is like the old school Bravo. Mr. Rogers - totally gay.
S: Completely... That cat with the lisp in the land of make believe?? Gay. Levar Burton in Reading Rainbow???? HELLLOO!
W: Then there's Dora the Explorer - total butch girl.
S: Mystery Science Theater - totally a homo show. Antiques on the Road Show? Come on...
W: Antiques = totally gay.
S: Maybe that's why the right wing is always trying to eliminate NEA funding for PBS! They're on to us, Waymon!
W: I think we may have uncovered a conspiracy...
S: And some of these older folks think we don't know anything!
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I'll add: "Are You Being Served" reruns on Saturday night Britcoms that Waymon should be able to get, plus "Keeping up Appearances" where both her son and brother in law are totally Gay, Annnnd, since you are BOTH so young "Waiting for God" which will give Serena all she needs to know about being a fierce woman.
Cute post,
Robert Ganshorn | April 28, 2008 4:03 AM
Does that make Oscar the grouch the creepy bear troll that hangs out at the end of the bar and hopes someone really drunk will take him home at closing time?
Bil Browning | April 28, 2008 8:58 AM
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