The 50's filmstrip they showed after the girls left the room. Coach McCreepy explains it all to America's smallest track team, who evidently love to talk about wet dreams apropos nothing.
Part 2 is after the jump, where the boys learn the dangers of horseback riding and Coach happens to be carrying all the appropriate diagrams.








That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. It will haunt my dreams... "Gee, last night I had a wet dream, you know, where sperm comes out of your penis..." Ugh.
Thanks, Alex.
Waymon Hudson | April 3, 2008 4:04 PM
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"Here, perhaps a diagram will help..." not this diagram, though--this a line drawing of some property I own on a waterway in Florida.
And who knew horseback riding was as dangerous for boys as for girls??!
Most illuminating, Alex.
Jen Jorczak | April 4, 2008 4:55 PM
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