I have a confession to make. After Indiana Family Institute leader Ryan McCann asked me on a date last year, I admitted he was cute. One thing led to another and soon we were going to big gay gatherings together. We started finding reasons to run into each other or "have lunch."
I can't deny our love any longer. Yesterday when Ryan snuck out of work to meet me at a bar, we had a long talk about our feelings. The time is right. Castigate me if you want, but I'm in love with a right wing nutjob.
His eyes. His smile. The way he makes me say the Apostles' Creed before we sample the "body of Christ." I play alter boy and he's the stern nun with a steel ruler. I have meth and he's Ted Haggard. I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to shout from the rooftops...
April Fools!
(And much thanks to Ryan for being a good sport and taking a picture with me in a bar. See? I didn't mention your drunken groping and awkward Larry Craig moment in the bathroom! *grins*)
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Lol...who says conservatives can't have a sense of humor?!? Bil, did you know that you are now an official member of the religious right? www.veritasrex.com
Ryan McCann | April 1, 2008 9:21 AM
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you guys are going straight to hell. =p
VivaZoya | April 1, 2008 10:10 AM
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Way to reach across the asile, Bil...
Waymon Hudson | April 1, 2008 10:29 AM
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if it works for Mary Matalin and James Carville, why not you?
Monica Roberts | April 1, 2008 1:15 PM
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Hey - you have to admit... Ryan is a hottie for a right-wing nutjob. (He likes it when I call him that!)
Bil Browning | April 1, 2008 1:27 PM
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I thought all of these posts were supposed to be a joke today. You sound pretty serious about your love affair to me.
Serena Freewomyn | April 1, 2008 4:24 PM
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Bil, this one is a 3 because I hold you to a higher standard. It ain't midnight, yet. Keep trying.
MonicaHelms | April 1, 2008 6:40 PM
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