After carefully considering Eric Stern's hairdresser's dogsitter's official endorsement of Senator Obama last week- I have decided to give up supporting Senator Clinton for President.
I am not pleased with my decision but have been told once I actually drink the kool aid, everything feels much better. Colors will be brighter, the sun will be warmer, and if I move my hand slowly, I'll see traces. Mostly, I'm looking forward to no longer being hounded at every dinner conversation by my children who have been trying to convince me that I should be voting for Obama.
My first official piece of business is to put up a short dance video on my blog announcing my support. My "I've got a crush on Obama" tee shirt is not only tighter, it's wet. The campaign wanted a little cleavage and, well, now I'll do anything.
I understand I will be receiving a free calculator, too, pre-programmed to do delegate math.