...in four little lines?
It's time to sharpen your pencils (or clean off your keyboard), fellow Bilerico readers! VH1 is offering two tickets to see her Madge-sty in New York, on April 30, to the two people who can best sum up her Material essence in a four line poem.
Yes, it's true. Our born-again Queen Esther will make a one-night appearance at the Roseland Ballroom in NYC the day after the candy shop opens. The catch is, you have to define the undefinable in four lines or less. So have at it, readers! Submit your poem here, and then share it with us in the comments, too.
(And if Michael Crawford asks nicely, I might even share mine.)