Like a mofo record player! Clinton and Obama need to stop with the spinning. Who really gives a shit about the minutia these two keep dragging up in order to paint themselves as different from one another?
The thing I find most hilarious about the PA debate is the disagreement over who had the stronger connection to the Weather Underground. The fact is, neither one of them is connected to the group. But honestly, if they were, that would only make them cooler in my book. (If you don't know who the Weather Underground were, there's a great documentary called "Weather Underground" that you should put in your Netflix queue.)
I'm making a prediction right now . . . within the next week, Obama or Hillary is going to make accusations that the other one's shit smells like poo, while their own doesn't stink.
Can we just go ahead and send a text message to Washington and vote like we do on American Idol so that this fucking election will be over with already? Ryan Seacrest could host the final elimination show, Simon will offer snide but honest comments while Paula tells everyone how wonderful they are, and Randy will just call everyone "dawg" and give a standing ovation. To vote, dial PREZ01 for Obama . . . you get the drill.
Enough already!
P.S. While we're on the topic of American Idol, how happy am I that Kristy Lee Cook is finally gone! That bitch was getting on my last nerve!
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One of the joys of working the second shift I can miss most of the dribble on tv.I did get the recap on the BBC on the way home yes my PBS station I listen to and support replays the BBC after midnight.Just think one more month and a few days and then its on to the convetion! Hmm I dont think that will be as dull as the Republican one this time around.Yep it will be time to dial up PBS on the work pc!
Cathy | April 17, 2008 9:55 PM
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bil Browning | April 18, 2008 12:18 PM
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Obama's definitely gonna declare his shit don't stink. In fact, that's all he's been doing, blaming Hilary for using the tactics that he employs shortly after pointing the finger. He's so sneaky and slimy.
I don't wanna vote until Dubya is out, though. So for now, I'll hold off on texting, but it makes ya wonder - if we could text in our votes, would more citizens participate in the election? Very interesting question.
Loved the post!!!
Joy | April 20, 2008 9:43 PM
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