Like a mofo record player! Clinton and Obama need to stop with the spinning. Who really gives a shit about the minutia these two keep dragging up in order to paint themselves as different from one another?
The thing I find most hilarious about the PA debate is the disagreement over who had the stronger connection to the Weather Underground. The fact is, neither one of them is connected to the group. But honestly, if they were, that would only make them cooler in my book. (If you don't know who the Weather Underground were, there's a great documentary called "Weather Underground" that you should put in your Netflix queue.)
I'm making a prediction right now . . . within the next week, Obama or Hillary is going to make accusations that the other one's shit smells like poo, while their own doesn't stink.
Can we just go ahead and send a text message to Washington and vote like we do on American Idol so that this fucking election will be over with already? Ryan Seacrest could host the final elimination show, Simon will offer snide but honest comments while Paula tells everyone how wonderful they are, and Randy will just call everyone "dawg" and give a standing ovation. To vote, dial PREZ01 for Obama . . . you get the drill.
P.S. While we're on the topic of American Idol, how happy am I that Kristy Lee Cook is finally gone! That bitch was getting on my last nerve!