When will Obama come out of the closet? Based on his recent Letterman Top Ten responses, I'm starting to think I was right about Obama's secret rendezvous with John Edwards.
"My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on The Hills," he read as part of his Top Ten "Surprising Facts" about himself for the Late Show with David Letterman to air Thursday night."Number 5: I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens," Obama joked.
"Number 2: This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?" he asked.
Really . . . you've cleared your schedule for the premiere of the SATC movie? So have I, but that's because I'm getting dressed to the nines and getting drunk with my girl friends. We're gonna stand in line like a bunch of Star Wars freaks. What's your story, Mr. Obama? Are you meeting Edwards for another secret rendezvous?
Oh, and he watches "The Hills" and "American Idol?" Definitely a mo!
I hope Obama is gay! I would definitely switch camps if that were the case. Maybe he'll pick Simon as his "running mate." I'd like to see Dick Cheney try to shoot that queen in the face!
Happy Cinco, ya'll!
Comment on this entry
No offense. I think the bigger question is when will Hillary come out? The second question is will the Republicans out her in the Fall campaign?
John R. Selig | May 5, 2008 3:13 PM
No doubt, John. I think you're onto something here.
Serena Freewomyn | May 5, 2008 3:22 PM
Actually, I think the biggest question is "When will John McCain come out?"
Sure, he might be all butch and straight-acting on camera, but I know... all too well....
Alex Blaze | May 5, 2008 3:41 PM
Alex, you might be on to something. I did hear McCain might name Larry Craig as his VP. At least that's what Don told me...
And you know the old saying: "Butch on the streets, a queen in the sheets..."
Waymon Hudson | May 5, 2008 4:33 PM
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Robert Ganshorn | May 7, 2008 11:29 AM
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