Larry Craig has just announced that he's going to be writing a "tell-all" book which will deal with his Minneapolis restroom episode as well as his never-been-gay-for-even-one-millisecond Senate career. This one the heels of the bruhaha about Scott McClellan's new book, "What Happened".
I doubt it if he'll ask me, but in case he does, please feel free to comment with your suggestions on a suitable title for the Idaho Senator's anticipated effort. I'm still thinking about it. By the way, I think NASA frowns on orbital book signings, especially when the toilets still aren't functional.
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This joke just never gets old!
Serena Freewomyn | May 30, 2008 5:47 PM
"My Life Changed When Bob Dole Sold Me Viagra"
Robert Ganshorn | May 31, 2008 12:44 AM
"A Head of His Time."
"Groping for Glory"
"Agony & Ecstasy"
"Playing Taps"
"Mr. Inchworm goes to the Airport"
"Shoeshines I have Known and Loved"
"The Miracle of Porcelain in our Lives"
"Lost in Transit"
"1001 Uses for Handi-wipes"
"How Playing Euchre Nearly Cost Me Everything"
Robert Ganshorn | May 31, 2008 3:48 AM
With the success of movies like American Pie, American Gangster, American Graffiti and American Beauty why not call it American Standard after the toilet manufacturer in most public bathrooms.
tobyhannabill | May 31, 2008 5:05 AM
OMG - I so love the "Groping for Glory" title and "American Standard."
Bil Browning | May 31, 2008 9:56 AM
I sooooo would never read that book. "I was just picking up a piece of paper! Really!"
Alex Blaze | June 1, 2008 6:19 PM
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