OMG! This is so funny! They make us seem so fucking organized. As if! But as Borat would say, "A very nice! Great success!" Oh yeah . . . "sexy time!"

I didn't do it! It wasn't me! No, no. Nope. I wasn't involved. Don't look at me. It's not my fault! Stop looking at me!

That's fucking hilarious. Wouldn't it be nice if we got a handbook with a nifty fold out planner like this?

Wasn't there some religious leader in Israel who found out that we have the power to cause earthquakes?

Hmm what agenda gee nobody tells me nothing!

They presume we're just like them. I wish the GLBT movement was that smart, organized and disciplined.

Back in the mid-90's Emerge magazine published an article documenting 'The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy' with all the interlocking Orwellian named organizations, the money orgs funding it and key players.

I still have that copy of Emerge on my bookshelf and peruse it on a regular basis.

Can I be an appeaser?

The Reich probably realizes that we're not that organized. Just don't tell their parishoners that, or they'll quit dropping checks in the mail.

Focus on the Family only differs from HRC in their basic message: businesswise, it's all about keeping the money flowing in so the salaries can be paid, and the lights kept on. That's the real agenda.

Pam,

Use a red crayon on white paper. In as childish a handwriting as you can muster, write the following:

"I just hates the way these people are trying to destroy our American family life. Please send me more information."

Enclose a $1.00 bill and you will have everything they know!

LGB, no T. That figures.

Still, that means our nefarious plans to infiltrate and pollute their precious bodily fluids can go ahead.

Zoe,
Ah yes. The "Dr. Strangelove Approach." While the opposition scrutinizes the LGB people, we can sneak in and take over the world! But, we'll have to be berry, berry quiet when hunting these wabbits. We cannot say anything in a public forum where they can read it and become alerted to our plans. Bilerico is a perfect place for us to discuss our secret "T Agenda."

You want your T with one lump or two? I prefer two. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

Well gang, we've been had! The opposition has found our Official Homosexual Agenda Memo!

But they still haven't found the secret decryption key to my Official Queer Activism Decoder Ring! All those secret messages in the agenda memo are still safe!

And more importantly, they still haven't figured out how we are planting all those closet cases in strategic places in the Republican Party! (Oh Don, your technique is brilliant! ... almost as brilliant as the way you faked Alan Turing's suicide back in the 50's!)

So carry on, fellow perverts! All is not lost! We still have yet to release the multi-phallic flying monkeys and the mutated winged alligator lizards!

... And you know what will happen then!

Did you see BoxTurtle Bulletin's heterosexual agenda post? :)

Ok someone help me please because I can't figure that damn thing out. All I want to know is what I'm supposed to be doing next Wednesday at 3pm.