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Waymon: So what did you think of American Idol this week?
Serena: I think David Cook is the better performer, but David Archuleta did a better job this week.
Waymon: Archuletta makes me want to punch him. I hate that "golly gosh" bullshit.
Serena: I know! But you know who I really wanted to punch? George Michael.
Waymon: He was super duper!
Serena: He was drizunk and trashy.
Waymon: Exactly! He was everything I expected and more!
Serena: LOL! UR so dirty!
Waymon: And those hair plugs? Loved them. The 80's molester glasses? Classic!
Serena: I did love the glasses.
Waymon: So woo hoo! Cooke won!
Serena: Uh huh. It was totally obvious from the beginning that he was going to win.
Waymon: He rocked. Although, Archu-gay-ta's song with One Republic was kinda hot, dawg...
Serena: yo yo yo! He could sing the phone book!
Waymon: LMAO! He has such a magical light... he soul really shined...
Serena: I gotta say - George Michael gave Paula a run for her money on the drunkest of the bunch award.
Waymon: But he sounded good! I thought he was going to try and molest Ryan, but his song was hot.
Serena: Ryan was so trying to not be gay for a minute.
Waymon: LMFAO... as he reapplied his eye liner... he had more make-up on than me...
Waymon: So the stripper boy that got kicked off was SO HAWT on Wednesday... Anthony kept slapping me because I would stop talking and stare at him...
Serena: You know who looked hawt? Carrie Underwood! I LOVE that new single! It's so me! Well, the part about hooking up without knowing someone's last name is. Not the getting married in Vegas part. And OMG - that outfit was fierce!