Did I mention that the AI people need to learn how to dress the black girls? Sayesha and Jordin looked terrible on Wednesday, and those girls are naturally gorgeous. WTF?

I know, Serena! Jordin looked like she was going to prom in that dress!

Ans I would so go straight for Sayesha. Although, she loves her musical theater so maybe we could have a Liza/David Gest relationship...

Waymon, you would go straight---

What has the mayor put in the water in Ft Lauderdale?

Honey, the only way you would want a woman is to get makeup secrets...and you already know more than they do.

If it were not for my flawless complexion I might need makeup...(quick, call the plastic surgeon!)

Correction, Robert- I would want make-up secrets and shoes. I love a nice sparkly heel.

David Cook was consistently better than the rest; it was his to lose. I thought he had that last night though - Archuletta whupped his ass in the last sing-off. With Cowell pumping him too, I reckoned he'd be a shoo-in.

And George Michael was just embarrassing. He's turned into that cousin that shows up at holiday gatherings every year that no one would miss. He looked (and acted) a mess; he didn't represent well at all.

Waymon, I cannot believe that you wanted to punch Archuletta! Leave the baby gay alone. Punch his father if you must, but leave him alone.

Michael-

Hey, I'm just sticking with the lame-o boxing theme that Fox chose. I stand by my decision to punch the little monster- if that means I have to go through you to get him, I will. But I could get behind taking down his dad too. What a crazy stage dad!