I won't say how old my good friend Bruce Parker is today, but if we express it as an Algebra equation, he can be any age he wants to be. This wouldn't be much of a difference actually. I've seen Bruce act very mature and wise and goofy like a teenager.
So join me in wishing Bruce a happy day today and always. Here's hoping you'll have many more birthday celebrations, but not too many like that one New Years Eve, if you know what I mean (and I think you do! *grins*).
Oh, X = Pi.