I read the headline that had "here we go again" written all over it, and since many of you readers seem to be collectively yawning at my multiple speculations concerning Larry Craig being John McCain's running mate, I thought I had an "I told you so" for sure.
This time from Lebanon, Pennsylvania, where a naked man in a portable toilet got stuck there and had to call 911 to get rescued. The item didn't say whether or not Lebanon has an airport, let alone an airport restroom, so I should have known it was a false lead.
Sorry. But I'll still wait and see if Larry's contemplated book will have a disclaimer on the back like: "I am not from Lebanon, Pennsylvania... I have never been in a portable potty in Lebanon, Pennsylvania, even with my clothes on. I doubt if they have a gay bar there which I still woudln't go to even if I were "that way"... which I am not now nor have I ever been."
So much for his stance in Pennsylvania.