Good thing it isn't snowing in Central Pennsylvania!

This seems to be a violent angry storm which could produce sudden downpours - head for cover!

We expect this to work its way into Ohio, then push on into Pennsylvania...

And then a high pressure zone is pushing in from the south, preferably until morning, riiight there

Looks like I'll have plenty of depth after SRS.

Well, I guess we know where the flooding in the Midwest came from!

If these weather conditions persist for longer than four hours, call you doctor, unless of course you want them to.

ROFL

Weather man is saying:

"Coincidentally, viewers, by the time this storm has its way and moves on, the entire child-bearing female population of the Allegheny Mountains most likely will be pregnant ... and then I'm going to lean back and light up a cigarette!"

Now why did I post that? ... I mean, this is so-o-o-o stupid! ...

I ♥ John's comment. And Don's too! (I read Don's out loud to Jerame even!)

Since you can see Columbus marked so clearly, don't you have to wonder if that's not the G-spot? I mean, if we're gonna get a map...

"Oh, I'm feeling... kinda, kind of, tingly!"

"This disturbance will spawn ballsy storms in Kentucky, which will come through Ohio, then thrust into central Pennsylvania, with New Jersey catching some heavy showers."

He looks like he should get to a physician immediately. Obviously he is a product of abstinence only sex education.

"Looks like I'll have plenty of depth after SRS."

-Yeah, Monica, up to his skull!

OMG! The tip of that storm is headed right for my house.

Now where did I put my ruler?

What did he say the barometric pressure was?

Who said those penis pumps don't work?

Is that a low in the Midwest or are they just happy to see me?