Editors' Note: Queerview Mirror is a review from two of our editorial team, Serena Freewomyn and Waymon Hudson. If you'd like something reviewed, feel free to pass it on. If they like you, they might look at it, otherwise - suck it.
Serena: Hey sexy, did you watch Nashville Star this week?
Waymon: OMG. It was such a train wreck!! It's like Lady Liberty ate American Idol and crapped out Nashville Star... LOL
Serena: I know! So gay - and not in the good way!
Waymon: All the "God bless the USA" crap. And they can't sing. Although, the model guy is HAWT!!!!!
Serena: LOL. The black guy was cute. But then, I might be a little biased.
Waymon: Really? The one black guy on a country show named COFFEY? Why not just call him Sambo or something. How racist can you be!
Serena: What if that's his real name? But of course you took a racial joke away from it, because you're a racist.
Waymon: True. But seriously. That was the only black guy that sang country? Someone named "Coffey"? That's all they could find? NBC is like the new Fox....
Serena: What is with Billy Ray Cyrus and that flavor savor on his chin? Have I mentioned that I'm totally opposed to chin pubes?
Waymon: He is so gross. He kept saying weird things to the young girl contestants . . . It's like hillbilly heaven - underage, over-sexualized young girls, bad country singing, and one black man that seems to be a walking stereotype.
Serena: LMAO! Totally!
Waymon: At least Coffey knows his place.... Lordy!
Serena: I know! OMG - those little girls singing the Dixie Chicks were way too young!
Waymon: I know! And Jewel's crazy response? Love her!! But let's talk about the hot guy. Did you like the underwear shot they showed of him? Gratuitous beefcake much?
Serena: I do love a beef cake - even if i'm a vag-etarian.
Waymon: Ew... He can't sing, but DAMN, I'd let him do whatever he wanted!
Serena: That's just because you're a slut!
Waymon: True, true. Anthony kept slapping me when he came on screen. He's like total Waymon eye candy
Serena: LOL! I love that you drool over other guys with your husband sitting right next to you. Shameless.
Waymon: He even paused it for me on the underwear shot of the guy. That's true love. Who says we have to assimilate and define our relationship by societal standards...
Serena: Way to subvert the heteronormative paradigm.
Waymon: Hell yeah. I told you I'm no June Cleaver.
Serena: Except for the pearl necklace. Dirty!
Waymon: That made me laugh and throw up a little at the same time! Hawt!