Serena: LOL. The black guy was cute. But then, I might be a little biased.

Waymon: Really? The one black guy on a country show named COFFEY? Why not just call him Sambo or something. How racist can you be!

Serena: What if that's his real name? But of course you took a racial joke away from it, because you're a racist.

Waymon: True. But seriously. That was the only black guy that sang country? Someone named "Coffey"? That's all they could find? NBC is like the new Fox....

Serena: What is with Billy Ray Cyrus and that flavor savor on his chin? Have I mentioned that I'm totally opposed to chin pubes?

Waymon: He is so gross. He kept saying weird things to the young girl contestants . . . It's like hillbilly heaven - underage, over-sexualized young girls, bad country singing, and one black man that seems to be a walking stereotype.

Serena: LMAO! Totally!

Waymon: At least Coffey knows his place.... Lordy!

Serena: I know! OMG - those little girls singing the Dixie Chicks were way too young!

Waymon: I know! And Jewel's crazy response? Love her!! But let's talk about the hot guy. Did you like the underwear shot they showed of him? Gratuitous beefcake much?

Serena: I do love a beef cake - even if i'm a vag-etarian.

Waymon: Ew... He can't sing, but DAMN, I'd let him do whatever he wanted!

Serena: That's just because you're a slut!

Waymon: True, true. Anthony kept slapping me when he came on screen. He's like total Waymon eye candy

Serena: LOL! I love that you drool over other guys with your husband sitting right next to you. Shameless.

Waymon: He even paused it for me on the underwear shot of the guy. That's true love. Who says we have to assimilate and define our relationship by societal standards...

Serena: Way to subvert the heteronormative paradigm.

Waymon: Hell yeah. I told you I'm no June Cleaver.

Serena: Except for the pearl necklace. Dirty!

Waymon: That made me laugh and throw up a little at the same time! Hawt!