Editor's Note: Queerview Mirror is a review from two of our editorial team, Serena Freewomyn and Waymon Hudson. If you'd like something reviewed, feel free to pass it on. If they like you, they might look at it, otherwise- suck it.
WAYMON: Let me be the first to say "So you Think You Can Dance" is the best show on television!
SERENA: Not to mention the gayest...
WAYMON: What? Just because it's all cute boys in dance belts and hawt girls in fierce costumes with feathers and sequins? How is that gay?
SERENA: Well, when you put it that way...
WAYMON: I really think this is the best competition show on TV. The people actually have talent and have to work their butts off to learn those routines in like two days.
SERENA: I know! I mean, it's no "Nashville Star", but still- it is quality all the way.
WAYMON: Smart ass. So who are your early favorites?
SERENA: I loooved Comfort! She is so hawt! And then the little uber queer guy is good too.
WAYMON: The "uber queer"?? That doesn't narrow it down at all. I really like Thayne (he's cute and has such a fun personality) and Kherington. I hated her in the auditions because she was so cheerleadery, but now I think she is a super star!
SERENA: Wait, so what the hell is up with the names on this show? Comfort, Thayne, Kherington, Twitch... Were all their parents high?
WAYMON: It sure seems that way. But enough about the dancers- what about the nut job judges?
SERENA: Oh my god! Nigel is just a mess!
WAYMON: Like his "you dance like you have a broomstick where the sun doesn't shine comment"?
SERENA: He seems to know way too much about that. Although I can't get past his big fake horse teeth...
WAYMON: You and me both. What about Mary Murphy? She is a whole bucketful of crazy!
SERENA: She's not as drunk as Paula on American Idol, but she comes damn close.
WAYMON: All I can say is that I want to ride the hot tamale train! Woo-Woo!
SERENA: You are such a freak.
Waymon: And that's why we get along. Now I'm off to my Krumping lessons...