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Waymon: Hey darlin!
Serena: Hey foxy lady, what's shakin'?
Waymon: So last week we didn't get to talk about the season finale of Ugly Betty because we were so excited about the Sex and the City movie.
Serena: I know! I loved it - that was one cliffhanger of an ending! Who do you think Betty is gonna choose? Gio or Henry?
Waymon: I hope Gio. I hate Henry, although he has a hot nerd body.
Serena: He does have a hot nerd body. But Gio is the bad boy, I always like that!
Waymon: But he's sweet, too.
Serena: This is true - he got a carriage for Betty on her birthday, and he wanted her to see fireworks. Plus, in the finale, he had the best line ever! "I don't want to be the rebound guy. I want to be the guy!"
Waymon: I know! I think I fell in love with him a little right then.
Serena: Me too! But what's with coach being married? He should have told Hilda from the start!
Waymon: I was so pissed! Poor Hilda! And he was so cute! He was good to Justin, too.
Serena: Yeah, but she is gonna be with him. I can tell from her reaction.
Waymon: Yeah. It was a good set-up for drama and struggle for next season. And poor Amanda! No Gene Simmons as her daddy! But she loves her gay! He is her family!
Serena: I know! I almost cried a little because all my fags = family.
Waymon: Me too! What about Alexis turning into a bitch! Screw her for screwing over Daniel! (whose new son is SOOOO gay!)
Serena: Totally gay. And French. But Alex would be the expert on that one. I am a little sad about Alexis. But "you're Whila-meaner than ever?" Great line!
Waymon: I know! My fav! It made me giggle.
Serena: What are we gonna do this summer without our Betty? We might have to start watching Swingertown or some other tawdry show!