One of the main characters is a pedophile priest, but his criminal predilection is loosely connected with gay men as one of his alter boy victims has grown up to be a gay organ snatcher. He and his husband (the script says they "were married in Massachusetts") run a scam to kidnap women and harvest their organs and limbs in a back alley medical complex. Then, as the alter boy/now man lies dying of cancer, the camera shows him with a reattached female arm (note the nail polish) as he awaits a full body transplant from a woman. It all felt very Silence of the Lambs to me.

I wasn't quite ready to pick up the phone and call GLAAD on this one. It was just too difficult to pick apart what was a terrible script and what was defamation. But if you've had the displeasure of plunking down $9.50 to see this flick, I would love to know if the reference to the killers' Massachusetts marriage and the male-to-female body snatching raised your hackles as well.

At the very least, can we organize around making sure the next X Files movie isn't such a pathetic imitation of a good TV series? Scully and Mulder, we've come to expect better.