Bil Browning

Just joking!

Filed By Bil Browning | July 01, 2008 11:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: open thread, reader e-mails

We all get jokes in our inbox constantly. Sometimes they're horrible, but sometimes they make you giggle.laughing-zebra.jpg

What's the best joke that's landed in your inbox lately? If they've all sucked, lay your best giggle-maker on me. It's been a rough morning and I could use a laugh today.

My fave joke is after the jump. It dropped into my mail from loyal reader Annette. Thanks for the grin this morning, Annette. I appreciated it!


Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said,

"I think..."

and was promptly sucked into the mirror.


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Brynn Craffey Brynn Craffey | July 1, 2008 8:31 PM

Excellent joke!!! Thanks for sharing!

That one was FABULOUS!!! The best one I've received in my inbox was:

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.

BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

WELL, SHIT!!!

So one day I go to the PO Box and check the mail. My mom has sent me a joke letter (understand that my mom is a comedy writer and professional comic)the envelope says VD clinic important results inside.
So we had a laugh. Then I printed up an envelope for her and sent it. It said Hustler Magazine Retired models pension fund. She retired to Lynchburg which is a small town and I live in a small town and the postal employees need excitement.

OK, so someone told me this joke, and I don't think it's funny, but everyone thinks it's hilarious, so maybe I'm just crazy, but here goes:

Jesus, after going up to heaven, was really excited to see his father. He hadn't seen him in 33 years! His father, God, was so much older after all that time, and his vision was failing.

Jesus says, "Papa, is that you?" God squints and says, "Pinocchio?"

Voila.