We all get jokes in our inbox constantly. Sometimes they're horrible, but sometimes they make you giggle.
What's the best joke that's landed in your inbox lately? If they've all sucked, lay your best giggle-maker on me. It's been a rough morning and I could use a laugh today.
My fave joke is after the jump. It dropped into my mail from loyal reader Annette. Thanks for the grin this morning, Annette. I appreciated it!
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.
But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money.
Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said,
and was promptly sucked into the mirror.