So now Barack Obama is a fussy faggot. At least that's what we heard from the McCain campaign last week (although the campaign's decision to play the race card got all the attention).
Okay, so they didn't use the "F" word, but we all know what they meant. Obama's a priss. A wuss. And we wouldn't want that kind of man (the kind who is less-than-a-man) as the President of the United States.
But what I don't understand is why anyone should think that being a fussy faggot is such a bad thing. Wasn't "Queer Eye" a huge hit? Don't fussy faggots get things done right and done right with style the first time? Would the Iraq invasion have been such a disaster if the Bushies had given the job to Felix Unger ("The Odd Couple") instead of the Keystone Cops? Would our financial system be falling apart if Miss Hathaway (from "The Beverly Hillbillies") were making the rules?