Storm Bear

RIP: Hobie Beaufort 1993-2008

Filed By Storm Bear | August 15, 2008 8:00 AM | comments

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Just before the Fourth of July, in 1993, a young six year old boy knocked on my apartment door. When I answered I saw a panicked lad, who just happened to have a big impetigo breakout all over his face.

Mister, mister! There is a cat that gave birth to kittens under the stairs and I don't know what to do!

So I followed the kid down the stairs and there was a nervous mother with her freshly born kittens - all mewing. I told the kid not to touch the cats, that the mother will take care of them.

He finally went home and I later went back down the check on the mother. In that few hours of time, the mother had moved the brood off somewhere. I walked around the back yard and in the woods and I found one kitten abandoned and covered in flies. I turned around to get a shovel and a twig snapped under my foot. The sound awoke the kitten and it started screaming.

MEW! MEW! MEW!

I chased away the flies and picked the kitten up and headed towards the apartment. My wife and I jumped in the truck and headed towards the vet. They told us not to get our hopes up, that abandoned kittens rarely live long.

And of course we ignored everything the vet said and stocked up on syringes and kitten formula.

FOR TWO WEEKS, we got up every two hours to feed the kitten. My wife swears she got up half the time at night to feed the kitten, but my recollection is she got up to push me out of the bed to feed the kitten... details.

The kitten graduated from kitten formula to some sort of kitten gruel, she would stand in the bowl - all four legs, to eat the gruel. Not too long after that she moved on to hard food.

That is how we came to have Hobie Beaufort in our home.

As Hobie got older, her name got longer. During the Million Man March, Hobie added a Muslim name to become Hobie Bobozz Beaufort. This continued until her named ended up as...

Hobie Bobozz Muhammad Baggins Wendigo Beaufort

She even had a theme song that was sung to the tune "Tubthumping" By Chumbawamba. Here is an excerpt...

I've got some clumpy litter, I've got some sandy litter
I've got some crusty litter, I've got some stinky litter

I've got litter that reminds me of the good times.
I've got litter that reminds me of the bad times.

Oh, Hobie 'Bo, Oh Hobie 'Bo - Hobie Bo!

Hobie was decently well-traveled for a cat. She rode with me to the depths of Virginia when I was on a lotto ticket run. She would poke her head under my left arm and watch the traffic go by. Passing kids always went ballistic when they saw Hobie staring at them. She also went all the way to Ocean Isle, NC for a little beach visit. While in the beach house, she would sit at the top of the stairs and peer down at all of us mortals.

Hobie also had her share of health concerns. She had a heart attack one morning and she was saved by Dr. Herman of Shallowford Animal Hospital in Lewisville, NC. Dr. Radford of Winston Salem, NC also kept Hobie healthy with her holistic health care regimens. They together gave us five more years of Hobiness filled with Bobozzitude.

After Hobie's heart attack, we were always on the lookout for abnormal behavior to alert us as to when to whisk her to the vet. One early, early morning, Hobie fell out of bed and seemed a bit dazed. So we rushed her around to FOUR VETS until we found one that was open. So if we did that just when Hobie was coming out of a bad dream, you can imagine all the trips to the vet Hobie suffered through.

Yesterday was a different story. Hobie was in distress and couldn't walk. We rushed her to Dr. Herman's office and she said it looked like she threw a clot and we need to rush her to the emergency vet a few miles away. Her conditioned worsened, her lungs were filling with fluid and her heavy breathing had a sloshy gurgling sound. The news from the emergency vet was not any better. The vet concluded that it was indeed a clot and Hobie was in deep distress - on oxygen as she was slowly drowning in her own fluids.

Hobie was put to sleep minutes later.

I have decided to retire the Hobie Beaufort character from Dobson - it is just too painful to put her in another strip. Her memorial strip will be her last.


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We have two cats who are reaching their senior status. One is still relatively healthy; the other had an accident earlier in the year (taking a bad fall off a wall) and sees an animal chiropractor (which is actually helping him walk more normally). I look at them, and wonder how many years we have left. Then I just give them a hug, while they look at me like I'm nuts.

Bon voyage, Hobie.

Awwww, Stormy.

My heart is breaking for you.

The two of you invested a lot of time helping Hobie stay healthy - and beat the odds several times. At least now, she'll be happy and perfectly well while she's waiting on the two of you to come clean her litterbox again. :)

My condolences on your loss. I have an older kitty who is laying beside my keyboard right now. I teared up when I read this. She sounds like a great kitty who had friends that loved her so much.

Storm Bear: Please accept my sincere expression of sympathy to you. I know that you are hurting.

Over time we become very close to our pets, and they can add so much to our lives in many ways. Those who have never experienced this may not quite understand the pain of losing a pet. And yet, it is very real.

There are three kitties who are a significant part of my life, and they have gotten me through some very difficult times.

Please know your Bilerico family shares your pain.