Ever wanted to know what you'd be named if Sarah Palin were your mother? She named her kids Bristol, Track, Willow, Piper, and Trig, so she's brimming with ideas.
I entered my full name and got "Barrel McRaven Palin." I think I would like having the initials "BMP," but it doesn't sound all that good in French (bah-RELLE).
Be sure to come back and share with us us what you got.
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Wilson Edwin Allen became "Wood Corps Palin". Whacky!
Wilson46201 | September 14, 2008 10:41 AM
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I got "Trough Gutted Palin".
How very Presidential! Now I just need to be a Mayor to be qualified- 2012 here I come!
Waymon Hudson | September 14, 2008 10:46 AM
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My full name came up with the result:
Bigger Channel Palin
Who knows, Bigger Channel Palin you just might be president one day!
A transwoman as president? Now, that's change I can believe in!!!
Audrey | September 14, 2008 10:47 AM
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I got Tape Boise Palin. My initials would be TBP so I am guessing that it was preordained that I would be a contributor for The Bilerico Project.
Michael Crawford | September 14, 2008 11:20 AM
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Spine Breeder Palin
Ugh!
Serena Freewomyn | September 14, 2008 11:36 AM
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Yikes!
Spoon Archer Palin.... the kids would torture me as "SAP", but it does remind one of Sarah's Wasilla constituents heating meth before shooting up and Sarah's wielding all manner of weaponry
greatwhitebear | September 14, 2008 12:02 PM
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How about Copper Catfish Palin? Its kind of picturesque, but I don't think I would want to be called Copper.
Nicknames might work. Cop? No thanks.
Cat? It might work, but its overused, I think.
Fish? Yeesh!
Dale | September 14, 2008 12:22 PM
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I got Copper Catfish Palin, too... I'd just have to go with CC as a nickname. :)
Emily S | September 14, 2008 4:06 PM
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Considering Alaska has damn few African-American citizens, why am I not surprised that "Barack Hussein Obama" came out as "Plate Jungle Palin" ???
Wilson46201 | September 14, 2008 12:41 PM
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Buster Taint Palin
Leave it to me to get a genital reference. :)
Bil Browning | September 14, 2008 2:40 PM
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You should gin up some Bilerico Name Generator. Maybe mix and match all of the contributors name. It might crank out, for example, Blaze Freewomyn Mattilda.
Or make everything a variation of Bil and/or Jerame's names.
Rory | September 14, 2008 8:40 PM
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You have no idea how many times Jerame and I have laughed about that, Rory. I was "bilerico" before Jerame and I even met. But if I'd done a smash-up of our names together, it wouldn't have been nearly as cool as "bilerico."
It would have been "jerbil."
Which is an entirely different queer website, I think.
Bil Browning | September 14, 2008 8:46 PM
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"It would have been "jerbil.""
You would have to get Jerame to spell his name with a "G". ;-)
Rory | September 14, 2008 8:55 PM
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Steak Leather Palin...
Time to go vegan
null | September 14, 2008 4:01 PM
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if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Halter Grasshopper Palin
HGP - isn't that some sort of growth hormone or something?
marc | September 14, 2008 5:32 PM
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Crank Widow Palin. I'm so proud.
Rory | September 14, 2008 8:30 PM
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Seagull Junker Palin
Jessica | September 14, 2008 10:15 PM
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Fowl Overtime Palin.
So I'd be a FOP. I'm not sure if that's worse than being named Fowl or not.
fantwho | September 15, 2008 1:47 AM
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Recoil Zoo Palin.
Like someone in a Salinger novel.
I'd probably be called Rico, or, if I became a professional basketball player, ReeZeePee.
(I don't like this game. Why don't I ever get something nice, like Tiffany?)
Father Tony | September 15, 2008 2:39 AM
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Dust Chinstrap Palin
Kimber | September 15, 2008 7:45 AM
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I'm curious about how this "generator" work. I retrieved Shove Maggot Palin. Why couldn't it be something like Hummingbird Butterfly? I want to cry.
gregory brown | September 15, 2008 9:30 AM
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I got Knife Pile Palin.
poolboi | September 15, 2008 1:36 PM
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Bush Gator Palin...how quaint.
abigail | September 15, 2008 7:32 PM
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LOL "Guzzle Red Palin".
You should try this one too: http://www.ninjaname.net
dora | September 19, 2008 11:59 AM
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