Cindy McCain's Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000.cindy-mccain-laura-bush.jpg

Her four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000-$25,000.

Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000.

Total price of her outfit, including watch and shoes: Between $299,100 and $313,100.

Effect on the American people and the world if her husband wins the US presidency: Disastrous.

[H/T: Crooks & Liars. Figures: Vanity Fair.]

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