"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great!
For every sperm that's wasted,
God gets quite irate!"

"Sweetheart, I had to kill this boy caribou because I saw him up against another boy caribou, and you know your mommie doesn't approve of homosexual caribou."

"What do you mean, how are we going to get him home? We'll cross that bridge to nowhere that I was for before I was against (just like I was against shooting him before I pulled the trigger and shot him) when we earmark it despite the fact that we're otherwise against earmarks."

Is that too long a caption?

The family that prays together, slays together.

Stop snivling boy! Roadkill's good eatin.

Added bonus for pun on sleigh?

My friend Melissa has a caption through me by proxy:

"Them Dems better be careful. I've been target practicing."

One down 10,000 more to go then they'll be no more excuses to stop us from drill baby drill!!!

Okay, fat man, put down the toys nice and slow or you're next.

Wire hangers? Wire hangers?!! I told you, NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!

"For the last time, No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus!" or "See what Grandma taught me after her little 'accident' last Christmas Eve?" or "Sorry, Rudolph, if that nose glowed any brighter they might find out where I stashed that bridge money!"

Dick Cheney's got nothing on your mom!

See, we can use the venison for the State Dinner, and won't the coat rack look great in the Lincoln Bedroom?

"This is what happens when you don't allow people to play reindeer games, sweetie"

I'm not an avid fan of hunting. And, I'm a lover of animals. So it was a little disconcerting seeing this picture here. The NRA and I have diametrically opposite viewpoints. In fact, I even think wars should be fought with marshmallows at 100 yards.

I could understand this if Ms. Palin lived in a remote area of Alaska where it was necessary to hunt for survival, but I'm sure she's not too far from her local market.

Just another viewpoint....

Here's another caption:

"Caribou Barbie bags another one."