I want to know why my cat licks the Steuben swans on my desk
I want to know why Ben is the most loving, adorable human being for one minute then a nightmare in the next
I want to know why the Patriots have to suck so bad this year
I want to know why every straight parent at the elementary school comes up to me and says, I really love Rachel Maddow
I want to know why a man can stick a vacuum on his penis at a car wash- like no one would notice?
I want to know why men will always always always explain their mistakes by blaming you
I want to know why we need ads to convince people that McCain is a fucking nightmare- we could use all those dollars for gosh, I dunno, education instead
I want to know why when Jake belts out an obnoxious burp, I feel a little parental pride
I want to know why women are clearly so much smarter, more complete and more capable (see baby making as first example) and yet are still a 51% minority
I want to know why people feel comfortable denying gays marriage rights but think taking the right to marry away from interracial couples is beyond their imagination
I want to know why children sleeping, even teenagers, are so beautiful even when they just pushed your buttons so bad you wanted to engage in retroactive abortion rights
I want to know why no one will eat the ends of the bread, and instead of just tossing them to the dog to eat, paw through the bread making a mess
I want to know why ... please explain.