It's time for another of my tasteful picture posts. No, I'm not showing a naked Big Brother contestant (or two!) and this isn't Survivor: Gabon dick either. This even tops my Dick Cheney's penis post. No, I'm posting classy cock today - Prince William's penis.
Apparently the royal hunk had to tinkle while playing soccer so he decided to sneak off to a wooded fence line. Thanks to the wonders of mega-super-zoom lenses, the paparazzi were able to capture these photos sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Spot News Photography.
Click after the link of you want to see a Royal taking a leak. Pictures NSFW. Remember, I told you what's back there and I'm not forcing you to click...
(Hat tip to Popcrunch.)