It's time for another of my tasteful picture posts. No, I'm not showing a naked Big Brother contestant (or two!) and this isn't Survivor: Gabon dick either. This even tops my Dick Cheney's penis post. No, I'm posting classy cock today - Prince William's penis.
Apparently the royal hunk had to tinkle while playing soccer so he decided to sneak off to a wooded fence line. Thanks to the wonders of mega-super-zoom lenses, the paparazzi were able to capture these photos sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Spot News Photography.
Click after the link of you want to see a Royal taking a leak. Pictures NSFW. Remember, I told you what's back there and I'm not forcing you to click...
(Hat tip to Popcrunch.)
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I looked! I looked!
Huh.
And if this is real, he had to know he'd get snapped. Seriously, who takes a leak in public when he's the most watched royal in, what, the universe?
I suppose he'll complain about this soon.
Will this become the most popular poster for teeny-boppers who dream of becoming princesses?
Yasmin Nair | November 21, 2008 3:10 PM
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Yellow hanky, worn on the left.
Nick | November 21, 2008 3:21 PM
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That made me laugh out loud, Nick.
Bil Browning | November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
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I thought royalty had peeps to hold things for 'em.
;-)
Pat | November 21, 2008 3:57 PM
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Are you volunteering? 'Cuz I'm not too busy if you are...
Bil Browning | November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
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"you think they never used a toilet" couldn't now be more true. He has long fingers.
ewe | November 21, 2008 4:38 PM
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This is the best post I have ever seen on The Bilerico Project. Ever. Seriously.
Prince Gomolvilas | November 21, 2008 4:38 PM
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I do what I can, Prince, to lead a classy site. Most of the time. :)
Bil Browning | November 21, 2008 4:49 PM
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William and his willie should be charged with public indecency and here is the proof. What a WANKER!!!!!!!
He may have lost half of his adoring public now that the mystery no longer exists.
ewe | November 21, 2008 4:50 PM
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kinda small, huh?
Sara Whitman | November 21, 2008 4:51 PM
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Sara, When are you going to start covering the female side of these highbrow posts? ;)
Bil Browning | November 21, 2008 4:57 PM
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nah, women don't pee in public like pigs. we just don't.
Sara Whitman | November 22, 2008 9:59 AM
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You'd probably be surprised at how many women write in when I do one of these posts asking where the female eye candy is. Maybe we should start a new category, Sarah. You can do the boobage and I'll take care of the wankers. Only famous, of course... We wouldn't want to be slutty. *laughs*
Bil Browning | November 22, 2008 11:53 AM
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Sara, something tells me you never hung out with a big crowd of drunken women's school students visiting a slew of weekend frat parties. I can tell you from experience, public relief crosses gender boundaries.
Sean Bugg | June 24, 2009 11:46 PM
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actually sara, i have a feeling that could swell to a good 8 inches. lol You started all this Bill.
ewe | November 21, 2008 5:18 PM
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and 8 inches is good? puuuulease.
Sara Whitman | November 22, 2008 10:01 AM
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Well it aint too shabby. It's the standard size on all the "dating" sites. LMAO Don't you know every gay man has an 8" penis?
Bil Browning | November 22, 2008 11:51 AM
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Yes, almost every gay man has an 8" penis ... at least occasionally, for a few minutes, while it is up his ass.
A. J. Lopp | December 14, 2008 3:44 AM
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Sara: it is all a frame of reference i guess but yeah, 8 inches is FANTASTIC with me. Then again i personally have always given the penis much credit. lmao. Relative i suppose.
ewe | November 22, 2008 3:45 PM
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You Cannot Judge the Size of Man's Penis When It Is Flaccid!
Prince Gomolvilas | November 21, 2008 6:52 PM
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Where is his brother Hairy?
ewe | November 21, 2008 4:51 PM
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The royal "wee", indeed.
Nick Cargo | November 21, 2008 4:57 PM
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And furthermore, leave it to those paparazzi to find another opportunity to take the piss out of the Royal Family!
Nick Cargo | November 21, 2008 5:03 PM
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Cromwell was right!
Wilson46201 | November 21, 2008 5:05 PM
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You should have seen his Uncle Capt. Mark Phillip's penis, Ten inches (soft). It was all the talk of British and American society 30 years ago.
Charles Merrill | November 21, 2008 9:00 PM
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I can see it now, Charles...
"You, Sir, are no Capt. Mark Phillip."
Bil Browning | November 22, 2008 11:55 AM
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Gee. One might get the impression gay men read Bilerico.
MonicaHelms | November 21, 2008 11:49 PM
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Well, now we know the answer to the cut or uncut question. Bet he is going to be regretting this decision for awhile, especially knowing how proper grandma is.
womanistmusings | November 22, 2008 1:23 AM
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"now we know the answer to the cut or uncut question."
And what is the answer?
Patrick | November 22, 2008 6:00 AM
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Wow... it takes two hands.... or at least a right fist and two left fingers.
Say, does that make the Prince a lefty?
Lynn David | November 22, 2008 6:10 AM
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Yes, I find it interesting that he holds his weenie between his index finger and his middle finger, like a cigarette ... do you think maybe he's in the habit of getting it smoked from time to time?
A. J. Lopp | December 14, 2008 3:28 AM
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the real question is there were bushes right next to him why face the fence if he didn't want to be seen? besides it isn't that small he might be a grower
James | November 22, 2008 7:32 AM
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and he's genetically linked by his grandfather Prince Phillip to the Romanov's Tsar Nicholas
James | November 22, 2008 7:37 AM
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and he's genetically linked by his grandfather Prince Phillip to the Romanov's Tsar Nicholas
James | November 22, 2008 7:38 AM
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Just gay men? Does penis size matter to heterosexual women?
Yes.
A survey of 556 women between the ages of 19-49 asked participants whether penis length and girth matter. The findings included:
18% said penis length was very important, 22% said penis girth was very important
57% said penis length was somewhat important, 53% said penis girth was somewhat important
25% said penis length was unimportant, 25% said penis girth was unimportant
Charles Merrill | November 22, 2008 11:27 AM
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Thanks Bil. You know how to please!!!! :)
Annette | November 22, 2008 4:46 PM
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Hey Bil, Found the original Prince William penis video. The photo parody they came up with is hilarious too. If you look closely the poor Prince is peeing on an electric fence. NSFW btw:
http://www.nakedstraightguys.com/celebrity-gossip-photos-videos/prince-william-penis/
Chess | November 23, 2008 8:30 PM
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how pathetic.
How old are you? 12?
kcdrew | January 5, 2009 12:44 PM
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One might say that the royals are a "cut" above the rest of us.
Rick Elliott | January 29, 2009 2:35 AM
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hat a dirty he is ewww naughty prince i wonder if he gets it off his father try to find out take more pictures to find out i bet his mother isnt to happy lol
cheese man | February 15, 2009 12:49 PM
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William's Willie May Not be that Long
and taking a leak outdoors is so so wrong.
But I really have to say
If the Prince was gay.
I'd smoke that little thing like a bong.
Okay so it's cheesy, write a better limerick!
David L. Wylie | May 11, 2009 9:14 AM
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Is this of Interest??
Daniel S. | May 25, 2009 2:56 PM
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What's with the two-finger penis hold? I've never seen that before.
John | June 11, 2009 2:17 PM
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O.T.G. I looked ... I couldn't help it... hehe...
trey durant | July 7, 2009 5:09 PM
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are you EVER going to take this entry down? It's really infantile. It's beneath bilerico. it's stupid, truly.
Mo Rage | July 14, 2009 6:02 PM
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No, Mo. We don't take down posts after they're published. It's all part of our archive. If it bothers you, don't visit the page. It's still a popular page in our archives. You might not like it, but others do. To each their own...
Bil Browning | July 14, 2009 6:18 PM
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As Atia said in "Rome," “A large penis is always welcome.”
Gloria Brame Ph.D. | October 4, 2009 12:00 AM
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It may or may not be infintile but tell me it ain't HOT!! LOL
Mike
Mike | October 17, 2009 3:10 AM
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