It's time for another of my tasteful picture posts. No, I'm not showing a naked Big Brother contestant (or two!) and this isn't Survivor: Gabon dick either. This even tops my Dick Cheney's penis post. No, I'm posting classy cock today - Prince William's penis.
Apparently the royal hunk had to tinkle while playing soccer so he decided to sneak off to a wooded fence line. Thanks to the wonders of mega-super-zoom lenses, the paparazzi were able to capture these photos sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Spot News Photography.
Click after the link of you want to see a Royal taking a leak. Pictures NSFW. Remember, I told you what's back there and I'm not forcing you to click...
(Hat tip to Popcrunch.)
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I looked! I looked!
Huh.
And if this is real, he had to know he'd get snapped. Seriously, who takes a leak in public when he's the most watched royal in, what, the universe?
I suppose he'll complain about this soon.
Will this become the most popular poster for teeny-boppers who dream of becoming princesses?
Yellow hanky, worn on the left.
That made me laugh out loud, Nick.
I thought royalty had peeps to hold things for 'em.
;-)
Are you volunteering? 'Cuz I'm not too busy if you are...
"you think they never used a toilet" couldn't now be more true. He has long fingers.
This is the best post I have ever seen on The Bilerico Project. Ever. Seriously.
I do what I can, Prince, to lead a classy site. Most of the time. :)
William and his willie should be charged with public indecency and here is the proof. What a WANKER!!!!!!!
He may have lost half of his adoring public now that the mystery no longer exists.
kinda small, huh?
Sara, When are you going to start covering the female side of these highbrow posts? ;)
nah, women don't pee in public like pigs. we just don't.
You'd probably be surprised at how many women write in when I do one of these posts asking where the female eye candy is. Maybe we should start a new category, Sarah. You can do the boobage and I'll take care of the wankers. Only famous, of course... We wouldn't want to be slutty. *laughs*
Sara, something tells me you never hung out with a big crowd of drunken women's school students visiting a slew of weekend frat parties. I can tell you from experience, public relief crosses gender boundaries.
actually sara, i have a feeling that could swell to a good 8 inches. lol You started all this Bill.
and 8 inches is good? puuuulease.
Well it aint too shabby. It's the standard size on all the "dating" sites. LMAO Don't you know every gay man has an 8" penis?
Yes, almost every gay man has an 8" penis ... at least occasionally, for a few minutes, while it is up his ass.
Sara: it is all a frame of reference i guess but yeah, 8 inches is FANTASTIC with me. Then again i personally have always given the penis much credit. lmao. Relative i suppose.
You Cannot Judge the Size of Man's Penis When It Is Flaccid!
Where is his brother Hairy?
The royal "wee", indeed.
And furthermore, leave it to those paparazzi to find another opportunity to take the piss out of the Royal Family!
Cromwell was right!
You should have seen his Uncle Capt. Mark Phillip's penis, Ten inches (soft). It was all the talk of British and American society 30 years ago.
I can see it now, Charles...
"You, Sir, are no Capt. Mark Phillip."
Gee. One might get the impression gay men read Bilerico.
Well, now we know the answer to the cut or uncut question. Bet he is going to be regretting this decision for awhile, especially knowing how proper grandma is.
"now we know the answer to the cut or uncut question."
And what is the answer?
Wow... it takes two hands.... or at least a right fist and two left fingers.
Say, does that make the Prince a lefty?
Yes, I find it interesting that he holds his weenie between his index finger and his middle finger, like a cigarette ... do you think maybe he's in the habit of getting it smoked from time to time?
I've heard from a very 'reliable' source that both princes' foreskins are intact. Willie probably has his 'willie skin' pulled back. Some uncut guys do prefer to 'skin it back'. It's like putting the top back on a convertible.
the real question is there were bushes right next to him why face the fence if he didn't want to be seen? besides it isn't that small he might be a grower
and he's genetically linked by his grandfather Prince Phillip to the Romanov's Tsar Nicholas
and he's genetically linked by his grandfather Prince Phillip to the Romanov's Tsar Nicholas
Just gay men? Does penis size matter to heterosexual women?
Yes.
A survey of 556 women between the ages of 19-49 asked participants whether penis length and girth matter. The findings included:
18% said penis length was very important, 22% said penis girth was very important
57% said penis length was somewhat important, 53% said penis girth was somewhat important
25% said penis length was unimportant, 25% said penis girth was unimportant
Thanks Bil. You know how to please!!!! :)
Hey Bil, Found the original Prince William penis video. The photo parody they came up with is hilarious too. If you look closely the poor Prince is peeing on an electric fence. NSFW btw:
http://www.nakedstraightguys.com/celebrity-gossip-photos-videos/prince-william-penis/
how pathetic.
How old are you? 12?
One might say that the royals are a "cut" above the rest of us.
hat a dirty he is ewww naughty prince i wonder if he gets it off his father try to find out take more pictures to find out i bet his mother isnt to happy lol
William's Willie May Not be that Long
and taking a leak outdoors is so so wrong.
But I really have to say
If the Prince was gay.
I'd smoke that little thing like a bong.
Okay so it's cheesy, write a better limerick!
Is this of Interest??
What's with the two-finger penis hold? I've never seen that before.
O.T.G. I looked ... I couldn't help it... hehe...
are you EVER going to take this entry down? It's really infantile. It's beneath bilerico. it's stupid, truly.
No, Mo. We don't take down posts after they're published. It's all part of our archive. If it bothers you, don't visit the page. It's still a popular page in our archives. You might not like it, but others do. To each their own...
As Atia said in "Rome," “A large penis is always welcome.”
It may or may not be infintile but tell me it ain't HOT!! LOL
Mike
Proof positive that no matter how rich and powerful one may be, there are just some tasks one can't delegate to another... Thank Goodness!
I think Prince Willy is pointing his left index between his right index finger and his right middle finger. Count the knuckles and also notice the right thumb in the shadow area under the right index finger. Me thinks the Prince is punking the press.
Also, in your survey results since do 57% and 53% add up to 100%? Or,is that just a typo?
If the puicture were real it makes it quite clear too why Prince William cannot rule the empire. Everyone knows a ruler has 12", GROAN!!!
What an interesting technique, using two fingers as a “V” to hold the willy. I think it’s because he’s uncircumcised, and he is pulling the foreskin back that way.
It’s a good size, what is everyone complaining about?
There was a rumor that when he was 16, he went into the hospital for a couple of days to get circumcised. Guess that rumor wasn’t true.
No wonder "horsy" Princess Anne married him!
This is vile. I am from the UK and the biggest republican I kno -the sooner the monarchy is abolished and Willliam is a private citizen the better as far as I'm concerned - but this is a vile invasion of someone's privacy.
And you do take posts down after they're published. You did so recently.
I'm sure he is a grow-er but what the hell.. it's still royalty...
I've always wanted to see his penis.
It used to be well known among the British club crowd that Wills enjoyed a good 'knob job' and I'm sure there are any number of both boys and girls who are ready and willing to accommodate him.
I've heard of a 'Sir Loin', but not sure if there's a Sir Willie. And since knighting requires a sword, I'm not sure Wils or any uncut dude wants a big knife near his uncut member.
Is Prince William uncircumcised? The uncircumcised glans usually has a red ring (irritation) around the corona with the foreskin pulled back. The glans is wet and shines. He is clearly circumcised with a loose cut. He is slightly pee shy because it takes awhile for him to begin urinating.
The prince should have known he was going to get caught
The Photo is real of HRH Prince William. I was there and he did not know he was being Stalked. He is not Cut. He rolls back his Foreskin when he pisses. I know since we went to School together and played sports together since we were little boys. Great person to meet. Very nice, warm and friendly. Not like his Family.
J.G.M.
He's actually linked to the Romanov family on his grandmother's side as well. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are third cousins (or first cousins, twice removed). Each is a great-great-grandchild of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, Elizabeth through Edward VII and Phillip through Edward VII's sister, Princess Alice.
As a side note, it's only one generation back in Phillip's side of the family that haemophilia was fairly common (though his father wasn't afflicted, and his mother apparently wasn't a carrier). So far, none of Phillip's descendants has inherited the disease; males aren't carriers. Might be interesting to see if the faulty gene is still there, though...
Sigh. I'm really tired today. Sorry, all.
I REAAALLLLLY WANT TO FUCK HIM
How come it's not wearing a little crown?
or prince
u always make me hard. but its bit smaller than i wish.love to turch it anyway
OMG HE IS SO SEXY I WANT TO FUCK HIM N HIS BROTHER TOGEATHER DAM HE IS HOT I WANT TO BE ROYAL SO WE CAN FUCK DAM I THOUGHT HIS PENIS WOULD BE BIGGER BUT U LOOK ON GOOGLE U SEE HIS BROTHER'S ONE IS BIGGER SO I WANT TO FUCK BOTH OF THEM N YES I'M A GUY