Richard Simmons testifies in front of Congress on behalf of overweight kids or something. I didn't really listen; I couldn't stop staring and waiting for him to rip off the suit to reveal his pink tanktop and shorts. He'd start dancing around and sassing the Congressmen and making the Congresswomen feel pretty. He'd make interns confident and Republicans terrified.
Or at least that's how it went in my head. Too much sharing? *grins*