Monica Roberts

Santa Baby (Transgender Version)

Filed By Monica Roberts | December 03, 2008 7:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment, Transgender & Intersex
Tags: Christmas music, Eartha Kitt, Monica's Song Rewrites, Santa Baby, transgender

Merry Christmas, Projectors!Eartha Kitt and santa.jpg

Just in time for the holidays is one of my oldie but goodie song rewrites.

Eartha Kitt's classic Christmas song 'Santa Baby' has always been a favorite of mine, and one day while listening to it I got the idea to rewrite it with transgender themed words..

So once again it's time to fire up the iPod's, download the music to Eartha Kitt's classic song and sing along with Moni's new lyrics.

Santa Baby (Transgender Version)

Sung to the tune of Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt

Santa Baby, just slip some hormones under the tree,
For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Baby, I need some electrolysis, too
I do.
I'll wait up for you dear, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

eartha kitt2.jpgSanta I am being dissed.
'Cause I was born a mister and
Not born a miss
Next year, I'll be really good
If you'll check off
my surgery wish list

Santa Baby, I want lipo to make me look hot
Why not?
Been an angel all year, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, Honey, one little thing
I really need, indeed
Round trip tickets on an airline, Santa Baby.
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Cutie, an early date for my SRS
Please check.
Kunaporn will be fine, Santa Cutie,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.

After my recovery,
I'll need to change my name from Ted to Tiffany.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me.

Santa Baby, please remove the ding-a-ling,
By spring.
I don't want it no more, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry . . . Tonight


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you should remake it of course with permissions and sell them on cd when you get the permissions

One of my favorite xmas CDs is Rupaul's Ho Ho Ho.

She does a version of "All I want for Xmas" and it's so funny.

This parody just reminded me of that. =)

http://www.amazon.com/Ho-RuPaul/dp/B00000345I

Monica, I'm so glad you've given us another song. This is one of my favs, too. Probably cuz I'm spoiled. Great rewrite!

Hey, what about the FTMs??

Santa Bucko, skip the tree and set up some T
For me.
Been an awful good boy, Santa Bucko,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Bucko, I could use some fur on my chin
It’s thin
I’ll be in the shop with brew, Santa Bucko
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the ways I’m pissed
Seen as much too short to kiss
Next year, I want boots with lifts
Santa Bucko, just check my list!

Santa Bucko, I need some keyhole surgery too…
Times two
My top just needs to look hot, Santa Bucko
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Bucko, it would be a kick if I could just have
A dick
Or two for multiple choice, Santa Bucko
So hurry down the chimney tonight

So when I go out to dance
I’ll have a party goin’ in my pants
I really do believe in you!
Just give my wishes one more chance

Santa Bucko, I forgot to ask for one thing
Some bling
A tie tack and a nice watch, Santa Bucko
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

They are both good and worthy!!