One of the running themes on my blog, Bamboo Nation, is how I'm constantly pleading with hot male celebrities to father my children -- even though, you know, it's a biological impossibility. In fact, typical post titles have been "Edward Norton, Will You Father My Children?" and "James McAvoy, Will You Father My Children?" (Do you detect a pattern here?) I've also publicly badgered Casey Affleck, Drake Bell, Hayden Christensen, Lee Pace, Sam Riley, Ryan Reynolds, Mark Wahlberg, and, of course, Zac Efron. None of them have yet agreed to impregnate me, even as a way to humor me. People lack imagination.

Well, thanks to a website called MakeMeBabies that uses image-rendering technology, I can at least answer the question, "If Zac Efron and I had a baby, what would it look like?"

After you upload your own photo, you can match yourself up with male or female celebrities to see your imaginary offspring. You can also upload pics of your friends or partner(s). You'll find this way cool or way creepy or both, but I challenge you not to waste lots of time on the site, making babies.

Want to see my babies? Behold the wonders of modern technology....