"According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers."
-- Nutjob blogger Matthew Stucky in a spectacularly batshit crazy blogpost that manages to tie in Satan [sic] Clause, his queer reindeer (except Rudolph!), Peter Pan, the death penalty. As an extra bonus, you'll get a quote from Leviticus absolutely free! Be warned: If you follow the link your head will explode from the extreme change in stupidity levels.