Just in time for Valentine's Day, a UK sex toy company is now selling a product called the "Sex Counter Cock Ring." Yes, the name speaks for itself, but, in case you haven't figured it out, let me clarify. The item is a cock ring that digitally keeps track of how many thrusts you perform during a sex act.
New Penis Ring Digitally Counts Thrusts
According to the LoveHoney website:
Ergonomically designed, this cock ring has been created so that the counter and soft rubber covering actually hits your partner's sweet spots with each thrust!The stretchy cock ring will comfortably sit at the base of the penis and help to give you a firmer, bigger, longer-lasting erection.
As you get busy, the Penisometer will count each of your thrusts and give you a digital read out at the end so you can see how long your sessions last!
Inspirational or inimidating? You decide.
[h/t Ashley]
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Utterly ridiculous.
Their slogan should be, "The Pedometer for Porkin'."
Intimidating.
I can count to 5 all by myself.
Ha!! Best comment ever.
lol
I'll try it if I can use it on you, Prince. Seriously -- you're a hottie!
There are so many comments I could respond to, but, for obvious reasons, I have chosen to respond to this one. Flattery will get you everywhere.
veerrry important, not
Ok, I'm geeky. And like many TS/IS people, less knowledgeable than many about the mechanics of sex. You might think we should know more, but in practice, many of us are asexual before transition.
I'm not sure that 5th digit is necessary. There are only 3600 seconds in an hour, and I have doubts that any guy could manage a 2-3Hz rate for even that long.
Or am I wrong?
I guess this tool would be for people who like to keep statistics. The ring would be good for the partner who is receiving as the penis will last longer as far as the counter why not make a game and both or all of you count and see what numbers you come up with.
I'm totally ordering one. You think they only come in pink?
good idea to tax prostitutes!