Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's appointment to Barack Obama's former seat in the Senate, Roland Burris, is one classy guy. You'll notice cutting spending has not been one his top priorities. Maybe this marble monument to himself can explain why.
Of course, one huge monument doesn't necessarily make the man an egotistical bastard, but combine it with naming your son Roland Burris II and your daughter Rolanda and you have one conceited guy. If this appointment doesn't stick, maybe Vanity Smurf is available.
By the way, Burris has a history of being gay friendly.
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