I have to say, the next time Nathan makes a t-shirt suggestion, ya'll had better jump on it. I did. I bought DC artist Chris Bishop's Obamawear.
Not only was I suddenly able to see Barack Obama riding a unicorn, but when I put on the shirt, the heavens opened behind me so a choir of angels could appear. They sang RuPaul's "Supermodel" as God's sternly-worded warning to Obama that "You better work." That, in turn, caused a celestial time warp that sucked the angels back to ancient Egypt where they taught the Egyptians how to make pyramids.*
Either that or the shirt tag was dipped in acid.
Either way, I took a picture - it's after the jump.
*And that's how Barack Obama invented the pyramids, boys and girls.