Ed Team

Helping unhappy straights become gay

Filed By Ed Team | March 02, 2009 7:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: economic crisis, gang violence, heterosexual privilege, Leviticus, Leviticus International

"Heterosexuals cause economic crisis. Economists today announced that more than 95% of the current recession has been caused by heterosexuals. Heterosexuals with children caused the mortgage crisis which led to the current economic crisis which some say is the worst since the great depression.

"Further studies show that gang violence is caused almost entirely by heterosexuals. Gangs murder thousands of people every year and sell drugs... Heterosexuals cause crime. They need to become gay to become civilized."

-- The tongue-in-cheek website Leviticus International which promises to "help unhappy straights become gay."


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