Bil Browning

I tried to do handstands for you

Filed By Bil Browning | April 09, 2009 12:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Bruises, bullfighting, funny pictures, handstands for you

What's your best caption for this one? It reminds me of the song Bruises (video after the jump!)

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Lyrics:

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell you on yeah everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell on you yeah everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands but everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for

You-ooo etc...
For you-ooo etc...
So black and blue-oooo etc...
For you-ooo etc...

I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruisy knees
But frozen things they all unfreeze and now I taste like
All those frozen strawberries I used to chill your bruisy knees,
Hot July ain't good to me
I'm pink and black and blue

I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue

Got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue for

You-ooo etc...
For you-ooo etc....
So black and blue-ooo etc...
For you-oooo etc....

Do-doo-do-do-do


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Meghan Stabler | April 9, 2009 2:23 PM

Bil,

I'll start it off with

"NO, I said BULL SIT"

This yoga thing can be a little tough sometimes.

Lynn David Lynn David | April 10, 2009 4:11 AM

Matador thinks to himself.... 'damn, never though I'd say this but it's good thing my dick is only 5 inches. If it were any longer and I'd be out a right foot.'

Torture: a spectator sport in many countries.