As I was checking out at the Kroger, a female clerk walked up to the lady ringing me up.
Clerk 1: Can you work over today?
Clerk 2: It's my birthday!
Clerk 1: Really?
Clerk 2: You forgot my birthday? I'm gonna divorce you!
Clerk 1: We can't get married in Indiana. I'm black and you're white.
Clerk 2: I still want a present.
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Is this true? I don't believe it.
Annette | April 30, 2009 1:46 PM
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That is definitely the best thing I've heard all day :)
DysPerDis | April 30, 2009 1:56 PM
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Oh, Bil, this had to be at the Kroger's on 16th Street just east of Greg's ... was it? (And why exactly were you risking your life by shopping there?)
A. J. Lopp | April 30, 2009 5:06 PM
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Ha! I love people sometimes.
Simon Aronoff | May 1, 2009 2:52 PM
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