I don't know who came up with the idea for Adidas' new marketing campaign, but he or she should be heaped with praise. The Super 14 Jersey Swap website features soccer players (at least I think they're soccer players - I'm not sure - I'm gay!), who not only revel in their shirtlessness but who are also part of an interactive game that involves you commanding them to swap jerseys - as if these fine men were nothing more than common whores. (What? No, you've never bought the services of common whores before and asked them to swap clohthes? No? Live a little, would you?)
Thank You, Adidas, for Gifting Me Shirtless Athletes
If you go to the Super 14 Jersey Swap website and click on "Watch the Video," the five featured athletes will seductively strip off their jerseys to expose their hot soccer bodies for absolutely no reason at all!
If you click on "A Game for the Ladies" (ha ha, for the "ladies," ha ha, yeah, right!), you can pick which two players you would like to see swap jerseys. Then they'll do so right before your very eyes, while what sounds like porn music plays in the background! And then you may elect to see the "Slo-mo Replay!"
There's also a contest in which you can win the fabulous prize of swapping your jersey with a player's at a live soccer game! Bring your digital camera!
Oh, Adidas, you treat me so well and inspire me to learn more about sports.