OK, since no one else on this site is willing to mention it, the huge news that you've probably already heard today is that Adam Lambert lost American Idol last night to Kris Allen.

I didn't watch any of the show this season and whoever owns AI has been rather fastidious about removing meaningful clips of it from YouTube, so I'm going to have to just concede the obvious: Adam Lambert lost because he was gay and the Christian vote preferred Kris Allen. There's just no other explanation as to how there could be an upset in a singing contest judged by millions of 14-year-olds with no taste.

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