When I saw hunky Daniel Craig emerge from the ocean wet and sexy in the 2006 James Bond reboot, 
Casino Royale, I thought to myself, "I wish I could lick that." Well, I guess I should've been more specific because my wish came true but not in a way I would've ever imagined.
Craig's shirtless torso is the star of a limited-edition popsicle meant to celebrate National Ice Cream Week in the U.K. Americans like me, however, are out of luck (probably because slobbering your tongue over a naked male chest - albeit frozen and inanimate - is surely illegal in at least a few U.S. states). When I wished that "I could lick that," it came true. I could lick it - if I were in the U.K. Ah, the curse of not being more specific!
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With all the other ways he's thought of to make money, I'm surprised that P. Diddy hasn't marketed popsicles of his derriere --- chocolate, of course.
Prince, you forgot to tell us what flavors Daniel comes in ... so to speak.
Hmm. The original article didn't specify flavors. Is "Hot" a flavor?