I can't beat all the "point to where the Senator touched you on the doll, David" jokes out there, but can I just point out how weird this admission from David Brooks is?
David Brooks got the bad touch from a Republican SenatorFollow @freedom2marry
BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don't know about you guys, but in my view, they're all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They're guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.
BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.
O'DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?
BROOKS: I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you.
And he didn't, I dunno, push the senator's hand away? Like a normal human being?
The real victim here, though, is the senator who hit on David Brooks, only to be strung along for a whole evening and then rejected. That's gotta hurt.