The other day I was doing some quick shopping at K-Mart and while waiting for the temp worker to figure out how to run the register, I tweeted:
It would be great if hot guys shopped at K-mart sadly it's just low income housewives with babies. *sigh*
My followers went nuts giving me suggestions on where to find hot gay guys working in retail. I've done the hard work of culling out the best of the bunch and after much "scientific research" (I went shopping!) I'm proud to present the...
Top 10 Stores to Pick Up Gay Men
After the jump, of course.
#10 - Pier 1
This home interior standard has been the
spot to find up twinks and the butch-challenged for years. Not only can you find gay guys easily at Pier 1, but you can pick up a scented candle for ambiance.
#9 - Borders
Nothing is as sexy as a man who knows his letters - unless he's picking out self-help books like, "How to Cut the Apron Strings: Letting Go of Mom."
Plus, you can ask him if he'd like to grab some coffee without ever leaving the store!
#8 - Starbucks
Speaking of grabbing coffee, you'll find plenty of gay men at the local Starbucks. The mammoth chain always has at least one queer barista per store and a baker's dozen online at the tables. If you see the apple of your eye cruising Manhunt, invite him to munch your
#7 - Home Depot
There's a reason why this store's nickname is Homo Depot. Who doesn't want a big butch man who knows how to use his power tools? Ask Mr. Fix It for advice on how to clean out your plumbing or what size bolts you'll need to install a sling.
#6 - The Apple Store
Everyone needs a genius in their life. Whether it's the emo kid working sales, the sexy tech guru behind the counter, or the college kids spending mom and dad's money on iPhone covers and laptops, the Apple Store is chock full of hot guys with taste, smarts, and money to spend.
#5 - Macy's
Ah, the good old fashioned department store. From the makeup counter to the men's suit department, there's plenty of gay employees to choose from. See the shopper staring longingly at the Calvin Klein underwear? Grab a pair and tell him they'd look good laying around his ankles
#4 - Target
know a gay guy who works and/or shops at Target? Enough said.
#3 - Gap
See that guy checking out his ass in the mirror? Tell him he rocks those khakis like an African explorer. Let him know you've got experience handling big snakes and invite him on a private
#2 - Whole Foods
Just about any grocery store is perfect for picking up a man. There's a reason
why single women in the 70's and 80's swore by the produce section... Is he shopping for one? Target sighted.
#1 - PetSmart
The man who's willing to spend big bucks on his dog is begging for attention and adoration. Let him know you'll always
be happy to greet him at the door and he'll follow you home like a puppy.
So where do you think the hottest gay guys work or shop? Have you ever picked up a retail employee while they're working? What about another shopper?