This is for Bil and others who have asked me to tell the armless man joke referenced here.
I'm in Key West with my buddy JoeMyGod and a number of bloggers and videographers (Mike Diamond of LOGO!) for "Fantasy Fest". We are holed up at the fabulous clothing optional "Island House". I'm sharing an apartment with Joey. Be assured I'll photograph him in the sarong provided each guest.
Naked video after the jump.
OK. I tried. I'm somewhat distracted, and we are about to go to something called the Coronation Ball. This blogging business is hard work. I'll give the joke another shot and you can expect meticulous coverage of everything we see and do and eat here in balmy Key West.
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I think I may delete you from my bookmarks. Why even post that if you're not going to finish up the joke? What a tease. Thanks for wasting my time. You should post a No Finish warning like a no outlet on a DEAD END street. Thats what this was a dead end.
chinaz | October 24, 2009 2:46 PM
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OK kid ya need a joke and your too uninspired to google "Armless man jokes?"
A group of young teen age men were swimming at a lodge resort in an isolated clothing optional pond and one fellow was such a superior swimmer that his buddies determined to embarrass him. While he was far out in the lake swimming naked they took all his clothing and ran back to the lodge.
When he got out of the water and discovered he had no clothing he scurried around looking for something, ANYTHING to cover himself. He found an old flowered hat floating in the water which he used to cover his front and a leaf to disguise his backside and carefully tried to sneak back to his parents room at the lodge.
Along the garden path an old lady was walking toward the young man and broke out in hysterical laughter. Confused and angry the young man responded:
"If you were a lady you would not laugh at me!"
"Young man" she responded still laughing, "I am a retired nurse and you are holding poison ivy up to your ass...And a gentleman would tip his hat!"
Robert Ganshorn | October 24, 2009 9:51 PM
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What the hell!?
The worst part is that I know you don't say "Uh," that much in real life so all the naked guys cavorting around you must be, shall we say, distracting.
I expect the rest of the joke soon. Naked guys optional but always appreciated. :)
Bil Browning | October 24, 2009 8:23 PM
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The REAL tease is that he doesn't stand and bow for us at the end! ;-)
Phil Reese | October 24, 2009 9:17 PM
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I think I know this one- does the armless man (This coment has been edited by Father Tony who is prepping to post the rest of the armless man joke and doesn't want dear DysPerDis to give it away!!)
DysPerDis | October 25, 2009 6:30 PM
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We need a new director because there could be better more scenic camera angles I'm sure.
Rob Barton | October 25, 2009 8:29 PM
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Yes, a new director would be nice --- but we also need a new sound engineer, so that Father Tony doesn't sound like he is telling the joke in a Caribbean hurricane. (OK, maybe the background hiss is not quite as bad as a hurricane --- call it a tropical rainstorm --- but you get my point.)
P.S. Finally, as others have implied, there's the problem of false advertising. We were promised a "naked video" --- this video is strapless, for sure, but hardly naked.
A. J. Lopp | October 26, 2009 5:40 PM
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The video sure was naked! It contained nothing, so is that not naked? It is a bit like the " How do you keep someone in suspense? ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If you have gotten this far I'll tell you tomorrow, Ok?
Regina | October 26, 2009 6:44 PM
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