Note: I ran this list last year and Projectors had so much fun coming up with an extra two naughty things to say on Turkey Day that I thought I'd post it again this year. Let's see what y'all come up with this time!
A friend sent this funny list of things you can only say on Thanksgiving. I thought I'd use it for today's open thread question. What else can you only say on Thanksgiving? I know how clever Projectors are, so I'm looking forward to the responses.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- It's Cool Whip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- That's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
Rest after the jump.