Note: I ran this list last year and Projectors had so much fun coming up with an extra two naughty things to say on Turkey Day that I thought I'd post it again this year. Let's see what y'all come up with this time!
A friend sent this funny list of things you can only say on Thanksgiving. I thought I'd use it for today's open thread question. What else can you only say on Thanksgiving? I know how clever Projectors are, so I'm looking forward to the responses.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- It's Cool Whip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- That's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
Rest after the jump.
- Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
So who's got the other two quips to bring us up to an even 20 things you can't say?
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wanna try my special gravy?
Jessi | November 24, 2009 1:12 PM
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I could stick it back in if you think it's not hot enough....
D Gregory Smith | November 24, 2009 2:01 PM
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I vote for this one!!!
Liv | November 24, 2009 9:50 PM
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Don't forget to get a taste of those delicious pink hams ... you know what they say, "They're the other white meat!"
A. J. Lopp | November 24, 2009 2:32 PM
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Mmmmm, the drippings are delish!
Pam Daniels | November 24, 2009 2:58 PM
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I VOTE FOR THIS ONE!
Phil Reese | November 24, 2009 8:49 PM
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Can someone toss the salad for me?
mike | November 24, 2009 3:07 PM
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Oh my, I can't stand sausage stuffing, Eeuuu!
Pam Daniels | November 24, 2009 4:06 PM
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That's OK, I luv sausage stuffing! I'll have my serving and your serving, too!
A. J. Lopp | November 25, 2009 7:18 PM
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Boy, after a big one like that, I'll need to get some sleep.
I love breast!
Can I have another piece?
I love your pie.
I can't wait to bite into that leg.
MonicaHelms | November 24, 2009 4:21 PM
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YES YES AND YES!
Phil Reese | November 25, 2009 12:00 AM
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Boy, after a big one like that, I'll need to get some sleep.
I love breast!
Can I have another piece?
I love your pie.
I can't wait to bite into that leg.
MonicaHelms | November 24, 2009 4:25 PM
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The giblets make good gravy!
And, of course, a great recipe:
Turkey Dressing
2 cups dry bread, chunked
l tsp. Sage
¼ tsp. Rosemary (ground or leaves)
l/2 tsp. Pepper
¼ tsp. Salt
2 cups Popcorn (uncooked)
Combine ingredients and place in cavity of
Turkey. Bake in 350 oven, allowing
Approximately 20 min. per pound.
Turkey is done when popcorn blows the arse off the bird.
Polar | November 25, 2009 1:25 AM
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And remember to return their turkey baster to Denise and Rosemary --- Denise says they are trying to get Rosemary pregnant.
A. J. Lopp | November 25, 2009 7:22 PM
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I'm stuffed
Do you think its done or should I stick it back in?
Can I butter your bread?
Nice yams
Dark meat is moister
Is that gravy on the tablecloth?
Candice | November 25, 2009 8:30 AM
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Can you stuff it for me?
Stuff it good.
:)
Cassandra Keenan | November 25, 2009 10:33 AM
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These are absolutely awful! And I am thankful for each one of them. It sort of helps keep somethings in a sort of useable perspective. Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone. Just be thankful that you're not a turkey. Wakka, wakka, wakka.
Rev. James M. Evans, Jr. | November 25, 2009 2:25 PM
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If they fall asleep when the're finished then you know they've enjoyed themselves!
Alistair L. | November 25, 2009 7:27 PM
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How hard can it be?
Let's turn up the heat and see if that works.
Dark meat is much healtier for you.
Would you like whipped cream?
More Please.
I need to unbutton my pants.
Can I give you a hand?
Insideguy | November 26, 2009 1:15 AM
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