Okay, we can have too much fun with this idiotic video hoping to sway Maine voters and promoted by the Yes on 1 campaign. It claims that God sent a tornado to Minneapolis minutes after the Lutherans narrowly voted to approve a gay-positive resolution at their national conference.
"No Christian can truly maintain this was mere coincidence," the video claims. So following this same line of thought...
- On June 5, 2009 in Goshen Co, Wyoming, an unmarried stray cat gave birth to four kittens under an old lady's porch. God hates bastard kittens. Repent, kitties. Repent.
- On April 26, 2009 in Northwest Oklahoma, a redneck bought a used Buick from a friend. God hates unpatriotic Americans who buy cars with French names like Le Sabre. Repent, Chrysler. Repent.
- On June 17, 2009 in Aurora, Nebraska, a local baker made a batch of snickerdoodles. God hates pastries. Repent, Cinnabon. Repent.
- On July 3, 2009 near Salina, Kansas, a Baptist minister bought hotdog buns and bratwurst in anticipation of the church's Independence Day cookout. God occasionally hates leavened bread, but he always hates sausage parties.* Repent, Jimmy Dean. Repent.
*The tornado was really just retribution for the buns, for the pork sausage, see: Swine Flu.