Picture it. Pennsylvania. 2006. Senator Rick "frothy mixture" Santorum has just lost his re-election bid. He steps to the mic to give his "I'm a loser" speech and this is the picture of that brief and fecal moment.
Note: This picture originally ran in 2006 under the headline, "Jesus Doesn't Love Daddy Anymore" and several people took me to task for making fun of a little girl. I agree that it's a despicable deed, so let's do it again.