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I've seen more buttholes than a proctologist

Filed By Ed Team | January 22, 2010 7:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: buttholes, John Mayer, masturbation, proctologist, Rolling Stone

"I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week... I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [It's] because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

-- John Mayer in the newest issue of Rolling Stone


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The hands make perfect partners! They are ready and willing all the time your interested! If you are gay, they are gay! If your are bi, they are bi! If you are straight they are gay as your hands can not totally be the opposite sex! (Unless, you have hand transplants with the opposite sex!) Just think most first time sexual encounters involve your hands! So there full most first time sex experiences are gay! Gender does not matter! Explain that logic to any of your Straight friends? LOL

I am not a fan of John Mayer's music but the dude is absolutely hilarious. Love this quote.