Kate Clinton

LBL: Land Based Lesbian

Filed By Kate Clinton | February 23, 2010 3:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: Ft. Lauderdale, Kate Clinton, land based lesbian, LBL, life of a comic, RSVP cruises

Just washed ashore from the RSVP cruise, and should have my land legs back any day now. I need a Dramamine to go to the Duane Reade.

I met up with my 2,200 mateys on the Eurodam in Curacao last Tuesday and they were in crazy good form. They had already had a sail away theme party, a Valentines party and when I arrived they were in Carnival Masquerade mode. You should have seen the two Avatars! These guys don't mess around. They plan for two or three costume changes a day. I was unable to ask them how big their luggage was, due to silly double entendre problems.

When they weren't party planning, the guests were entertained by the dynamic duo of Amy and Freddy, the Guys Who Would be Divas, and the comedy stylings of Paul Williams and Danny McWilliams. In honor of my comedy cohorts, I changed my name to Esther Williams. The RSVP staff was endlessly accommodating.

We arrived Saturday morning in Ft. Lauderdale and I deshipped, or whatever it's called, and went to the gorgeous Atlantic Resort Hotel, one of the big sponsors of many local LGBT events. After I checked in, I ran right into the concierge who I knew when he owned a beautiful shop in Ptown. When I went for a walk to see if I could, I ran into the retired postmaster from Ptown. I had lunch that day with four friends from Ptown. It was old homo week.

That night I performed to a wonderful sold out house at The Amaturo Theatre in the Broward Center for the Performing Arts. It was the last night of their big and getting bigger ten day ArtsUnited Festival. Under the stewardship of Keith Clark, ArtsUnited brings LGBT culture - writers, artists, film-makers, musicians, comics - to Florida. Every visiting artist, especially those from wintry northern latitudes, want to stay extra days.

But next day, I left and drove to Ft. Meyers for a show at the Carefree Clubhouse. Again, more friendly faces from Ptown! Has anyone checked the live videocam feed from Commercial Street to see if anyone is left in Ptown? It was great to be in that community of women. Many are retired and are having a blast there - canoeing, volunteering, painting, writing, swimming, being the much visited favorite auntie. None of them can figure out how they had time to work. What I enjoy most is how well they take care of each other.

Back in NYC, snow expected this afternoon. Back to Polartec.


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I can't imagine traveling as much as you do. I have no idea how you hang on to your sanity.