"[A]t the University of Michigan, students can take a class on Native American Feminism. There is also Cyber Feminism at Cornell University. And, uh, maybe my all-time favorite, the class at Occidental College which deconstructs what it means to be a feminist new black man. Now, if you're wondering what just exactly is a feminist new black man, think of a crossover between Ru Paul and Barney Frank."
-- CPAC speaker Jason Mattera, a spokesperson for Young America's Foundation, a "conservative group whose mission is to inspire America's youth with the principles of conservatism." (Hat tip to Shakes)