"I played Salvador Dali. We were both straight, but he was Spanish, so much more confident about being naked and stuff, although when it comes down to it, it's just as awkward with a girl, especially if you are straight and with a girl you don't like... Anyway, Javier was really cool. After we had been pretending to have sex on this balcony in Barcelona, he was like, 'We have such a strange job.'"
-- Actor Robert Pattinson on filming the gay sex scenes in his new movie, Little Ashes. You know what else is awkward? When you're a gay guy pretending to show interest in a girl. Or when you're a gay guy pretending you're not interested in the straight guy pretending to pound your ass on a balcony in Barcelona.